Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary. Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna. Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kehti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,Chand Lamhon Mein Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwaye Ga!

Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents were against their marriage. Guess why?They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de daant Bahar ne.

Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko TRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon..Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai. Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.



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