1 Admi Ki Maut K Bad Uska Dost Uski BV K Pas Aya Or Bola Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV:Muje Koi Aitraz Nhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo

Santa-Ye 10 lakh ka cheque kisko de rahe ho?? Banta-apne bhai ko. Santa-apna sign to kar do. Banta-nahi. Main apna naam gupt rakhna chahta hu.

Santa ki Beti :Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega. Nxt Day Santa ki Beti bhaag gayi. Santa :Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi wo Jyotishi

Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao, PAPA : Nahi tum sabko pareshaan karo ge. Bacha : Nahe papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab mein bajaunga.

Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao kuch din baad Banta: ab kaise ho Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage :Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai kya?wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.

Mom: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye? Son: Macchar maara to teacher ne chutti de di. Mom: Aisa kyon? Son: Macchar teacher k gaal par baitha tha.

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chhod diya Officer:Tumne Sher ka Pinjra Lock kyun nai Kia Santa:Sir itne khaufnack janwar ko kon chori karega?

Santa aur banta ne pehli baar riksha dekha.. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai. Banta: Haan.. Aur Gadha To Dekho, bilkul Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

husband-talak lena hai, advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000 rupaye lagenge, husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51 rupaye me shadi kari thi. advocate-dekh liya na saste ka natija.....

Ek operation ke baad patient bola: doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu? Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to chitrgupt hu...

Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?". jawab aaya "Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun".

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi.. Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

Santa - Mujhe us Ladki se bachao Banta - Kya hua? Santa - Jab se Maine kaha Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baby hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami"



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