Ajit: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai

Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khaya is sentence ka future tense banao..... circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega....

Ek jatt jungle me se ja raha tha itne me ek bhutni acnak aa gayi aur boli-ha ha he he ho ho hey hey mai chudail hu,jatt-re bawli dekhti kya hai chipat ja

Maa- Beta tum apne baal kyun nahi katwate? Beta- Kyu maa? Maa- Beta log rishte k liye tumhari behen ko dekhne aate hain aur tumhe pasand kar jate hain

Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rahe the Ye dekh 1 Aadmi bola:Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jayega. Bachhe:Ye Bachha Nai Master Hai

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai. Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output." bhala kaise nahi hoga.

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye." Santa - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai...."

Santa k ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki tasvir lagi hui thi Banta: ye q laga rkhi hai..? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA lene gaya tha dukandar ne kaha yeh LATEST hai..

Teacher: Tumhare Papa kya kaam karte hai?Baccha:"KFC" ke Maalik hain..Teacher: Nice, (so rich) KFC ka kya matlab hai?Baccha: "KALLU FRUIT CHAAT"...

makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?

Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name Sardar:I dont know Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name? Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Teacher - Batao sabse zyada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ? Banta - Books me..!! Teacher - Vo Kaise..?? Banta - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!

If a girl vomits her parents ask: Kaun tha wo kamina? If a Boy vomits: Kamine kahan se pikar aaya hai? Moral: No matter whoever vomits, Boys r always 'kamine'

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what I just said.When did you first notice this problem? What problem?

Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Student: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.



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